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What do you get when you shove rabies in a bullet? Zombies, mother eating zombies.

    Rabies. It sucks. Bird flu. It suck. Human immunodeficiency virus. It sucks balls. Add them all together and what do you have? Grab your machete and 12-gauge kids! It's zombie time! Is this devils cocktail ever likely to happen? Not in nature, but this is America. land of doing whatever messed up shit we wanna spend money on.     January 1st, 2020. The Mayans were right; 2012 marked the end of the world as we know it. The OWNers as they are now known as spread like wild fire. the chaos and general anarchy caused by them led the President to making the biggest change in American history. shifting from a capitalist state to a communist state. the stock market froze for three days before plunging into free fall. for the next month the market could be open for no more then an hour before shutting down from sell orders. With the USD now worth as much as toilet paper people resorted to the one thing they had left. Anarchy. The President attempted to declare martial law but with al