Dam-nation: sending people to the abyss as fast as we can.
GOD DAMN IT! Three little words that roll off the tongue with any little frustration, irritation, stubbed toe, broken glass, any little issue goes straight to god so he can damn it right to hell for us. Once upon a time in a land far, far away those three words did serious damage. Jesus killed a tree! I think the translation is a little off though. So here is my interpretation of what really happened...
"Jesus Christ I am, Hungry too." Said Jesus "Hey, Look! A fig tree! I love figs!" Jesus ran up to the tree only to find it didn't have a single fig. "uhm... Jesus... you know it's not time for figs right?" said one of the twelve, hiding among the others. "I don't care, I wanted a fig! God damn you tree!" Grumbled Jesus as he kicked the tree. The tree shook from its leaves to its roots as the curse set in. the twelve looked perplexed as the leaves started to droop be for they even pasted it.
The next day Jesus walked by the tree again, the twelve were shocked to see the rooting skeleton of the old fig tree! "Jesus Christ! what did you do!" they asked Jesus. "I damned this tree because it produces no fruit. You would all do well to learn from it's example." Jesus said pointedly. The twelve nodded and followed Jesus closely afterwards. Nick 4:13-19 NRBB
So what happened in the past two thousand years to make a curse turn into a joke? Man. Man is notoriously good at screwing its self, over and over and over again. "Okay Adam, you're in charge. do ANYTHING you want BUT eat from those two trees in the middle of the garden. You know, the one that has nine foot walls and a mote filled with sharks and crocodiles? yea, don't eat those, but everything else is good. Try smoking this herb, it will make you not so tense about the new girl." "you got it big guy!" *lights herbs with fire from god* "duuuuddddeee" Eve walks in with a piece of fruit. "Hey Adam! try this fruit! the snake told me it was super good! and after I got past the sharks and wall I found out it really was!" PAUSE! At this point man is screwed for eternity, even if man didn't touch the fruit and gain the knowledge of good and evil a women has, thus PMS, mental breakdowns, and bitching as we know it is now our inevitable doom. PLAY! "Yeeeeaaaaa, I'm hungry...." As Adam lazily eats the rest of the fruit the knowledge of what he just did hits him. In this moment the first curse is issued. "god damn it..."
So Adam had a pretty legit reason to curse at that point. being screwed for the rest of his life an all, but what about today? Why do we try to damn everything? is it to hopefully save ourselves because god is to busy processing orders on TVs, remotes, cell phones, laptops, cars, missing keys, and in-laws? have we just lost value in eternal damnation? does anyone even care that we've damned America to hell in a hand basket? How many people even see it coming? is god damming the damning till it's to much and the world is destroyed in one foul swoop? Do I even really care? not really, Energy can not be created or destroyed, but it continues to turn into lesser and lesser energy. eventually everything dies. It's just a matter of when and how.
I do wanna say one thing. To whomever stole my bike, god damn you.
"Jesus Christ I am, Hungry too." Said Jesus "Hey, Look! A fig tree! I love figs!" Jesus ran up to the tree only to find it didn't have a single fig. "uhm... Jesus... you know it's not time for figs right?" said one of the twelve, hiding among the others. "I don't care, I wanted a fig! God damn you tree!" Grumbled Jesus as he kicked the tree. The tree shook from its leaves to its roots as the curse set in. the twelve looked perplexed as the leaves started to droop be for they even pasted it.
The next day Jesus walked by the tree again, the twelve were shocked to see the rooting skeleton of the old fig tree! "Jesus Christ! what did you do!" they asked Jesus. "I damned this tree because it produces no fruit. You would all do well to learn from it's example." Jesus said pointedly. The twelve nodded and followed Jesus closely afterwards. Nick 4:13-19 NRBB
So what happened in the past two thousand years to make a curse turn into a joke? Man. Man is notoriously good at screwing its self, over and over and over again. "Okay Adam, you're in charge. do ANYTHING you want BUT eat from those two trees in the middle of the garden. You know, the one that has nine foot walls and a mote filled with sharks and crocodiles? yea, don't eat those, but everything else is good. Try smoking this herb, it will make you not so tense about the new girl." "you got it big guy!" *lights herbs with fire from god* "duuuuddddeee" Eve walks in with a piece of fruit. "Hey Adam! try this fruit! the snake told me it was super good! and after I got past the sharks and wall I found out it really was!" PAUSE! At this point man is screwed for eternity, even if man didn't touch the fruit and gain the knowledge of good and evil a women has, thus PMS, mental breakdowns, and bitching as we know it is now our inevitable doom. PLAY! "Yeeeeaaaaa, I'm hungry...." As Adam lazily eats the rest of the fruit the knowledge of what he just did hits him. In this moment the first curse is issued. "god damn it..."So Adam had a pretty legit reason to curse at that point. being screwed for the rest of his life an all, but what about today? Why do we try to damn everything? is it to hopefully save ourselves because god is to busy processing orders on TVs, remotes, cell phones, laptops, cars, missing keys, and in-laws? have we just lost value in eternal damnation? does anyone even care that we've damned America to hell in a hand basket? How many people even see it coming? is god damming the damning till it's to much and the world is destroyed in one foul swoop? Do I even really care? not really, Energy can not be created or destroyed, but it continues to turn into lesser and lesser energy. eventually everything dies. It's just a matter of when and how.
I do wanna say one thing. To whomever stole my bike, god damn you.
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